Hillary vs. Bernie

For those of you who haven’t been able to make any of the recent Democratic debates, here’s the Reader’s Digest abridged version.

Bernie: This woman has consorted with moneyers!

Hillary: This man voted against nationalizing a couple of car companies! And if you buy that implication of a lack of socialist gravitas, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

Bernie: Everything should be free and provided by the government!

Hillary: Ditto, except for my speeches, books and bridge sales. We accept cash, checks and credit cards for those.

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